Dentists’ Share Cheesy Pickup Lines That Would Make Cupid Blush

dentists' top 5 pickup lines


DALLAS, February 14, 2022

Bullseye Media helps dentists break the ice and secure the bag this Valentine’s Day

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, Bullseye Media invited the 500 attending dentists at the North American Dental Sleep Medicine Symposium to submit their best dental-related pickup lines and win cash prizes up to $250.

The resulting top five ice breakers just might help dental practitioners find love this Valentine’s Day. At the very least, they’ll prompt a laugh or a flash of those pearly whites (smiling teeth or rolling eyes, it’s a 50/50 shot, honestly). So try one of these top five “winning” lines on your Valentine:

[Cue the sexy saxophone music.]

5) You’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.

4) If you were a polishing disc, your abrasion level would be super fine.

3) You know I’m smitten when I like you more than my Gates-Glidden.

2) Nine out of 10 dentists agree… you belong with me.

1) Are you a wisdom tooth? Because I’d like to take you out.

“Businesses may be facing worldwide supply chain challenges, but as you can see, we have no shortage of cringeworthy humor and creativity,” said Ernie Cote, Bullseye Media CEO. “I’d like to thank all the dentists who joined me at the NADSM Symposium and participated in our contest.”

On February 11, Cote gave a keynote presentation on marketing tips for dental sleep doctors at the NADSM Symposium, which brought together a community of dentists that treat sleep disordered breathing.

To book Cote at your next conference, contact Bullseye Media.

To get a response from your elusive Tinder date, try one of our pickup lines today.**

*The preceding mock press release was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek. While this is meant to be satire, we take digital marketing for the dental industry seriously. For more information on Bullseye Media, LLC, please visit

**Results may vary.


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